You're halfway to a hundred years old, you coot, but maybe these 50th Birthday Blues Mighty Meds joke pills will make you feel a little better. They won't make you younger, or less wrinkly, and they probably can't do anything about that old people funk (you know the one), but at least they'll give you a chance to show off your dentures in front of your family (by smiling- I know your mind's starting to go, but come on, I can't hold your hand, here). They're a sweet treat for when your birthday cake, much like your body, has gone south (or at least been used up- again, like your body). But it's not all bad. At least you aren't 60. Yet.