Your family is over for dinner and they want to help you cook! Imagine the look on their faces when you send them into your pantry to get the can of "Creamed Possum!" Sure, it's not REALLY possum guts, but it really looks like a can of them. The ingredients even specify that the contents of the can is "From the Highways of USA, prime roadkill possum cooked to perfection with wild ramps and greens, boiled sweet potatoes simmered in coon fat gravy. For best results, serve cold, while still greasy." Yumm...sounds delightful!