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THE DICK TOWEL

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The Dick Towel Is One Hilarious Bathroom Towel


There's nothing more embarrassing than getting a wardrobe malfunction while wearing only a towel. But for the brave and bold, simulating the effect is probably the most hilarious thing that can ever happen. Straight from the TV series "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," we bring you the Dick Towel. It's probably not for those with conservative prudes at home or at the dorm. But you're guaranteed to get some laughs whether you're with guys or ladies. Just make sure you pick the right side.



The Dick Towel has a cartoon image of your backside showing from the back. At the front is where the excitement lies (or stands). You can either get the small or the big member. Flip the towel around to choose. It's not enough to use the dick towel at home. Bring it with you to the spa, public beach, locker room, and just about any place where you can strut around in your towel. You'll be sure to get stares and double-takes, and even some giggles. Again, make sure you display just the right side. You wouldn't want to get laughed at for showing shrunk dick rather than big dick, unless you really want to make a point out of having the shrunk version out front.

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5.0

excellent attention grabber......when someone pays attention

By Just someone who had some serious fun

from Midwest

About Me Budget Shopper

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      • Pool In Vegas

      Comments about THE DICK TOWEL:

      In Vegas, group showed up in some suggestive bathing suits, WELL suffice it to say even they were impressed. Bought 8 of them, the pool area was buzzing with our antics, nothing crazy, just absolutely hilarious. Gave one to a guy who was just there, and a wiener cleaner to his wife who was gracious enough to allow me to take a picture of her, this towel is magic for getting people to laugh at somebody else's silliness! Great thing period!

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      5.0

      LOVE IT!

      By Goose

      from Seattle, WA

      About Me First Time Parent, Stay At Home Parent, Working Parent

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      • Entertaining
      • Fun
      • Great Value

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        • Creative Development
        • Family Time
        • Group Activity
        • Imaginative Play
        • Indoor
        • Outdoor

        Comments about THE DICK TOWEL:

        Tell everyone how you really feel :-D are you feeling a "little dicky" or a "lot dicky"? You choose.... hahaha

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        5.0

        For the man who has everything!

        By Sharon N

        from Clayton, Michigan

        About Me Grandparent

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        • Durable
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            Comments about THE DICK TOWEL:

            For that guy that has everything....this is perfect! Soft, durable material, well made, not a bad price!

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