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Adult Petting Zoo Costume
One-size-fits-most barnyard inspired petting zoo Halloween costume with friendly llama.

MSRP $39.99
Our Price: $29.99

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Product Code: RI-6063
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Soft and Furry Petting Zoo Costume for Adults

In the spirit of amusing a woman into admiring your manhood, we present this hilarious Petting Zoo Costume! In a man's never ending pursuit to get women to touch his junk, at times he must resort to cheap jokes. Hey, sometimes those jokes actually work! This simple costume contains a barn-shaped codpiece which straps around your waist, printed with a somewhat innocent-looking barnyard scene...that is, until you notice the chicken holding the "Caution! Llama spits!" sign and the stuffed llama head protruding from your fun zone. Things aren't so innocent any more, the ladies will laugh and touch it, and some will even tickle or stroke it...then you're in business. Trust us, it doesn't work EVERY time, but way more often than you'd think.
Manufacturer Specs

  • One size fits most.
  • Barn shaped codpiece that belts around waist.
  • Ladies...be sure to wash your hands after visiting this petting zoo!

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