In a woodland world of bunnies and blossoms, where love and happiness fills the air, lives a crew of rotten apples...the Swear Bears! These bears may look cute and cuddly, but when squeezed they would make a sailor blush!
Press the image to the right of the bears to hear them curse...
but don't do it at the office!
Products may vary. Includes 4 different sayings.
Original Swear Bear
Is there somebody special in your life who deserves a F**K YOU? Swear Bear cusses like a sailor when you hug him! Give one to your ex, your neighbor, or even your boss! Let Swear Bear tell them exactly how you feel!
Press my belly to hear me swear! This cuddly Swear Bear sings you happy F**kin birthday only the way a Swear Bear can! Give one to your brother, your mother, or even your significant other!
Boobjob Bear knows how to act like a lady. "Lick my n!@@!&$" and "start staring at my t**s" are only some of the elegant phrases this blond bombshell says. Get her quick because with melons like hers she bound to go fast.
Hi, I'm Redneck Teddy. I like drinking beer and tipping cows! My favorite sayings are "I might be a hick but I got a huge D!ck" and "Holy dog Sh!t you ugly". YeeeHaaa!!
I may look sweet and innocent, but I have quite the potty mouth. I love bedtime fun and will surprise you or your lover with propositions for a good time! See below for video demonstration...
