The days of cats knocking stuff off the counter with no remorse will be over when you bust out the Control A Cat Remote. Cats are assholes, I think we can all agree on that. Anyone that disagrees is probably an asshole too. At least dogs give you those big sad eyes when they know they did something wrong. Cats just give you that "whatcha gonna do bout it?!" look. The Control A Cat remote control will help keep those snobby felines in line. With controls like "Stop scratching" and "Get off the shelf" you can make them do what you want. No batteries required since this remote control is powered by positive thinking!