They say "you can't teach an old dog new tricks", but now you can program an old dog with new tricks with the Control A Dog Remote. Teach your 4 legged best friend time-honored classics like fetch, sit, stay, and many more. Powered by willpower and patience, this gag remote control will never need batteries to get your dog off the furniture. You could even try this remote on your significant other or boss! Just push any button and hope for the best!