Looking for good advice that also comes with a sarcastic joke attached, then the Don't Drink and Drive, You Might Hit a Bump and Spill Your Drink Shot Glass is perfect for you. Sure, we all know about the dangers of drunk driving. But nobody drinks shots while driving, that would be insane, I mean, if anything, you'd drink straight from the bottle. So obviously this is a joke, right? No one is seriously stupid enough to try to fill a shot while driving just to be a smart-ass. Right*?
*Please don't drink and drive with this shot glass just to spite us. We love you. You're our customer. And the feds frown on companies that kill their customers, however inadvertently**.
**Unless you work in the arms industry, and frankly, we have too much (too little?) self-respect for that.