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Drinking Games Slow Me Down Sign
Black and yellow 8 x 11.5 inch metal sign reading Drinking Games Slow Me Down

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Drinking Games Slow Me Down 8 x 11.5 metal sign

If you're anything like me, by which I mean an unrepentant alcoholic, you don't like drinking games, or taking turns, or anything other than a bottle upended in your mouth, then this Drinking Games Slow Me Down Sign is for you (and me, and your other two twins, who keep swaying around and it's making me seasick). It's black and yellow, like a totally legit sign from the government, though the text really isn't. But still, if you've got a dumb friend, or a drunk friend, you can totally convince them that you've been certified by Uncle Sam not to have to participate in his dumb "Drink every time someone white wins an Oscar" game, but instead, get to drink in peace in a corner, just like your pappy (and his pappy before him). And as a bonus, you don't have to die of alcohol poisoning like he almost certainly will, and as an even better bonus, you won't have to watch the Oscars.

Manufacturer Specs

  • Drinking Games on a yellow field
  • Slow me down on a black field.
  • It's a metal sign, 8 x 1..5 inches. Seriously, it's pretty self-explanatory. If you'd really needed more of an explanation you'd be in class, paying attention, not surfing this website.

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