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Farter's Choice Mighty Meds Joke Pills
Farter's Choice Mighty Meds Joke Pills

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Product Code: LR-MMG0057
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Farter's Choice Mighty Meds Joke Pills

The first time we wrote up Farter's Choice Mighty Meds joke pills we just copy-pasted the entry from Tooter's Little Fart Pills because seriously how much clever copy about breaking wind can any one product need? Well, you, dear customer, are worth the extra effort, so here, let us try to sell you a second kind of fart-free candy pill. Not only is this non-medicine endorsed by Dr. Bumbreeze from Trouser Cough labs, but it's all but guaranteed to tame that wild burrito you had for lunch. Keep your personal gases from tearing a hole in your pants, or the blowzone layer. They're not a real medication, so any claim they make is a joke, but while we're lying humorously, wouldn't it be great if they could give you the powers of vent-flatulism, so like you could make it sound like your gas was coming out of someone else. You could sabotage that lothario moving in on your sweaty, or just carpet-bomb someone who deserved to stagnate in the swampy steam of your stank-ass. So rather than worry about your diet, or even cleaning your crack a little more frequently, down some more candy. We're sure that'll probably take care of your colonic woes- and we're not even doctors!

Manufacturer Specs

  • 4 x 0.5 x 3.8 inches
  • .4 ounces.
  • Orange, brown, white and black.

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