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TIRED OF THE BUSHIT!
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TRESPASSERS WILL BE EATEN
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01-20-09
WHEN COWBOY BUSH RIDES
OFF INTO THE SUNSET!
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LIKE A ROCK, ONLY DUMBER
(BUSH)
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THE BUSH PRESIDENCY
(TOILET WITH MONEY)
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FedSex.
When you absolutely need to get it overnight.
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ARM - LEG - SOUL
CURRENT GAS PRICES
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SUCCESS - Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings... They did it by killing all those who opposed them.
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GET TO WORK - You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.
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INTELLIGENCE - Some people drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge.
Others just gargle.
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BANG HEAD HERE
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Lack of planning on your part DOES NOT
consitute an emergency on mine!
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How about a nice big cup of SHUT THE @#$% UP? THINK before you say something stupid
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Everyone brings joy to this office. Some when they enter. Some when they leave.
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NOTICE - Problems next office
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IDIOCY - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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FAIRNESS - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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APPRECIATION - A pat on the back is only
a few centimeters away from a kick in the butt.
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The #1 Work Related Injury. Cranial-Rectal Inversion
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You just can't fix STUPID
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Sarcasm.
Just one of the services I offer.
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CAUTION - Big bullshitter in area
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NOTICE - This department requires no physical fitness program. Everyone gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle, running down the boss, knifing friends in the back, dodging responsibility and pushing their luck.
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Complaint Department. Take a number.
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UNDERACHIEVEMENT - The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.
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CAUTION - Drunken people crossing
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NOTICE - Do you want to talk to the one in charge or someone who knows what's going on?
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Heavily medicated for your protection
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I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.
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If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.
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PROCRASTINATION - Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
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It's the things in common that make relationships enjoyable, but it's the differences that make them interesting. - Todd Ruthman
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