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BANG HEAD HERE
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TRESPASSERS WILL BE EATEN
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Lack of planning on your part DOES NOT
consitute an emergency on mine!
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How about a nice big cup of SHUT THE @#$% UP? THINK before you say something stupid
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You just can't fix STUPID
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Sarcasm.
Just one of the services I offer.
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CAUTION - Big bullshitter in area
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I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.
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If BS was a religion, you'd be its pope.
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I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don't want to see you everyday.
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Suppose we refund your money, send you another one for free, close the store and have the manager shot WOULD THAT BE SATISFACTORY?
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I'm having a nice day. Don't screw it up.
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I'm not bossy... I just have better ideas! - Finkstrom
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How about a little CHEESE to go along with that whine?
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Your proctologist called... He found your head. - Finkstrom
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Next mood swing 6 minutes!
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BE SURE BRAIN IS IN GEAR
Before Engaging Mouth!
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Any Connection between your reality and
mine is purely coincidental.
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The great thing about marriage is... Being with that special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life! - Finkstrom
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Is there life after death?
TRESPASS HERE AND FIND OUT!
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You're not playing with a full deck.
You're a jack off.
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Light travels faster than sound... that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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SUPPORT BACTERIA!
It's the only culture some people have.
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What am I? FLYPAPER for FREAKS!?
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NOTICE - Unattended children will be towed away and stored at the owners' expense
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Your lips keep moving but all I hear is blah blah blah
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Oh... I may have my faults...
Being WRONG just isn't one of them! - Finkstrom
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Life's a bitch. Get over it.
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So tell me.
Where's this "bright side" you speak of?
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Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
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There's a fine line between HOBBY and MENTAL ILLNESS - Finkstrom
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YOU ARE RIGHT! High Five! There you go again! You're RIGHT! #1 Correctomundo! RIGHT ON! NOW are you happy?
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Your village called.
They're looking for their idiot.
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YOU ARE RIGHT! High Five! There you go again! You're RIGHT! #1 Correctomundo! RIGHT ON! NOW are you happy?
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Why don't you go play... "Hide and drink what's under the sink!"
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If you can't read this, you're illiterate
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