Fun Signs - Velcro & Magnetic!
Full Glossy Color 5" x 7" - Velcro For Cublicle & Magnetic For the Fridge

BANG HEAD HERE PRICE: $ 2.89	CAUTION - Drunken people crossing PRICE: $ 2.89
NOTICE - Do you want to talk to the one in charge or someone who knows what's going on? PRICE: $ 2.89	Heavily medicated for your protection PRICE: $ 2.89
BEER Helping ugly people have sex since 1768! PRICE: $ 2.89	There are 3 kinds of people. Those who MAKE things happen. Those who WATCH what happens. Those who WONDER what happened. PRICE: $ 2.89
I'm not cheap! But I'm on SPECIAL this week! PRICE: $ 2.89	TEENAGERS - If you are tired of being hassled by UNREASONABLE PARENTS - NOW is the time for action! Leave home and pay your own way WHILE YOU STILL KNOW EVERYTHING! PRICE: $ 2.89
I'm still HOT... ...But now it comes in FLASHES. - Finkstrom PRICE: $ 2.89	Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bullshit before! PRICE: $ 2.89
Chocolate is made from beans. Coffee is made from beans. Beans are vegetables. Have you had your vegetables today? PRICE: $ 2.89	Of all the things I've lost... I miss my mind the most PRICE: $ 2.89
Dinner will be served at the sound of the smoke alarm PRICE: $ 2.89	No Loitering PRICE: $ 2.89
SUPPORT BACTERIA! It's the only culture some people have. PRICE: $ 2.89	Are we having FUN yet? PRICE: $ 2.89
NOTICE - Unattended children will be towed away and stored at the owners' expense PRICE: $ 2.89	In God we trust. All others pay cash. PRICE: $ 2.89
You can't run with the big dogs... if you pee like a puppy! PRICE: $ 2.89	Your lips keep moving but all I hear is blah blah blah PRICE: $ 2.89
Oh... I may have my faults... Being WRONG just isn't one of them! - Finkstrom PRICE: $ 2.89	Proud graduate of FU PRICE: $ 2.89
Salesmen Welcome. Dog food is expensive. PRICE: $ 2.89	Tell me your friends and I'll tell you who you are. - Assyrian proverb PRICE: $ 2.89
There's a fine line between HOBBY and MENTAL ILLNESS - Finkstrom PRICE: $ 2.89	Never mind the dog. Beware of owner. PRICE: $ 2.89
If things get better with age... ...I'm approaching MAGNIFICENT! - Finkstrom PRICE: $ 2.89	I'll start my diet tomorrow! - Garfield PRICE: $ 2.89
My mind is like a steel trap. Rusty and illegal in 37 states. PRICE: $ 2.89	My soul's had enough chicken soup... Now it wants CHOCOLATE! - Finkstrom PRICE: $ 2.89
There are two sides to every divorce - yours and shithead's! Finkstrom PRICE: $ 2.89	If you can't read this, you're illiterate PRICE: $ 2.89
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie. PRICE: $ 2.89	Why Go Elsewhere and be Cheated When You Can Come Here? PRICE: $ 2.89
CAUTION: KILLER MINIATURE PINSCHER ON DUTY PRICE: $ 2.89	CAUTION: KILLER PUG ON DUTY PRICE: $ 2.89
CAUTION: BLACK LAB MAY LICK YOU TO DEATH PRICE: $ 2.89	CAUTION: KILLER DACHSHUND ON DUTY PRICE: $ 2.89
CAUTION: KILLER POMERANIAN ON DUTY PRICE: $ 2.89	CAUTION: KILLER POODLE ON DUTY PRICE: $ 2.89
CAUTION: KILLER SHIH TZU ON DUTY PRICE: $ 2.89	CAUTION: KILLER BICHON ON DUTY PRICE: $ 2.89
CAUTION: KILLER YORKIE ON DUTY PRICE: $ 2.89	PROCRASTINATION - Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. PRICE: $ 2.89
CAUTION: ENGLISH MASTIFF MAY LICK YOU TO DEATH PRICE: $ 2.89	CAUTION: KILLER CHIHUAHUA ON DUTY PRICE: $ 2.89
CAUTION: KILLER BOSTON TERRIER  ON DUTY PRICE: $ 2.89	CAUTION: YELLOW LAB MAY LICK YOU TO DEATH PRICE: $ 2.89
CAUTION: BOXER MAY LICK YOU TO DEATH PRICE: $ 2.89	CAUTION: KILLER SCHNAUZER ON DUTY PRICE: $ 2.89
CAUTION: GOLDEN RETRIEVER MAY LICK YOU TO DEATH PRICE: $ 2.89	CAUTION: KILLER JACK RUSSELL ON DUTY PRICE: $ 2.89
CAUTION: KILLER SHELTIE ON DUTY PRICE: $ 2.89	CAUTION: KILLER LHASA APSO ON DUTY PRICE: $ 2.89
CAUTION: BULLDOG MAY LICK YOU TO DEATH PRICE: $ 2.89	CAUTION: KILLER COCKER SPANIEL ON DUTY PRICE: $ 2.89
CAUTION: CHOCOLATE LAB MAY LICK YOU TO DEATH PRICE: $ 2.89	CAUTION: ROTTWEILER MAY LICK YOU TO DEATH PRICE: $ 2.89
GET TO WORK - You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams. PRICE: $ 2.89	TRESPASSERS WILL BE EATEN PRICE: $ 2.89
INTELLIGENCE - Some people drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. PRICE: $ 2.89	BANG HEAD HERE PRICE: $ 2.89
Lack of planning on your part DOES NOT consitute an emergency on mine! PRICE: $ 2.89	Everyone brings joy to this office. Some when they enter. Some when they leave. PRICE: $ 2.89
NOTICE - Problems next office PRICE: $ 2.89	SUCCESS - Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings... They did it by killing all those who opposed them. PRICE: $ 2.89
IDIOCY - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. PRICE: $ 2.89	FAIRNESS - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. PRICE: $ 2.89
APPRECIATION - A pat on the back is only a few centimeters away from a kick in the butt. PRICE: $ 2.89	The #1 Work Related Injury. Cranial-Rectal Inversion PRICE: $ 2.89
NOTICE - This department requires no physical fitness program. Everyone gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle, running down the boss, knifing friends in the back, dodging responsibility and pushing their luck. PRICE: $ 2.89	Complaint Department. Take a number. PRICE: $ 2.89
UNDERACHIEVEMENT - The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. PRICE: $ 2.89	NOTICE - Do you want to talk to the one in charge or someone who knows what's going on? PRICE: $ 2.89
PROCRASTINATION - Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. PRICE: $ 2.89	I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don't want to see you everyday. PRICE: $ 2.89
Suppose we refund your money, send you another one for free, close the store and have the manager shot WOULD THAT BE SATISFACTORY? PRICE: $ 2.89	I'm having a nice day. Don't screw it up. PRICE: $ 2.89
Imagine What a wonderful World Thie Would Be.... If everyone put things back where they belong! PRICE: $ 2.89	CAUTION - MESSY CUBICLE - ENTER AT OWN RISK PRICE: $ 2.89
DANGER - EXPLOSIVE PERSONALITY KEEP OUT PRICE: $ 2.89	You want it WHEN? PRICE: $ 2.89
Helen Wait is our credit manager. NEED CREDIT? GO TO HELEN WAIT! PRICE: $ 2.89	Give me coffee and no one gets hurt! - Garfield PRICE: $ 2.89
I wonder if there is intelligent life in other cubicles. - Randy Glasbergen PRICE: $ 2.89	COWS May Come and Cows May Go, But The BULL In This Place Goes On FOREVER! PRICE: $ 2.89
I'm surrounded by ass-holes PRICE: $ 2.89	Chaos, Panic and Disorder. My work here is done. PRICE: $ 2.89
If at first you don't succeed, try management. PRICE: $ 2.89	Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?I  PRICE: $ 2.89
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. PRICE: $ 2.89	YOU ARE RIGHT! High Five! There you go again! You're RIGHT! #1 Correctomundo! RIGHT ON! NOW are you happy? PRICE: $ 2.89
Not every executive today would be considered high tech. "What size envelopes do we use for emails?" - Finkstrom PRICE: $ 2.89	It sucks to think that 1/7th of our lives is wasted on Mondays. PRICE: $ 2.89
The Donald You're Fired! PRICE: $ 2.89	He keeps his vibrating cell phone in his pants pocket and let's it ring. - Finkstrom PRICE: $ 2.89
We're not gossiping... ...We're NETWORKING! - Finkstrom PRICE: $ 2.89	Computer Virus (with picture of computer monitor sneezing.)- Finkstrom PRICE: $ 2.89
TIRED OF THE BUSHIT! PRICE: $ 2.89	01-20-09 WHEN COWBOY BUSH RIDES  OFF INTO THE SUNSET! PRICE: $ 2.89
It's the things in common that make relationships enjoyable, but it's the differences that make them interesting. - Todd Ruthman PRICE: $ 2.89	ARM - LEG - SOUL CURRENT GAS PRICES PRICE: $ 2.89
I'm not political! I'll hug your elephant if you kiss my ass! PRICE: $ 2.89	JESUS is coming... Everyone look busy! PRICE: $ 2.89
If BS was a religion, you'd be its pope. PRICE: $ 2.89	I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don't want to see you everyday. PRICE: $ 2.89
Is there life after death? TRESPASS HERE AND FIND OUT! PRICE: $ 2.89	In God we trust. All others pay cash. PRICE: $ 2.89
GOD is coming... and She's pissed. PRICE: $ 2.89	Jesus is my homeboy PRICE: $ 2.89
BANG HEAD HERE PRICE: $ 2.89	TRESPASSERS WILL BE EATEN PRICE: $ 2.89
Lack of planning on your part DOES NOT consitute an emergency on mine! PRICE: $ 2.89	How about a nice big cup of SHUT THE @#$% UP? THINK before you say something stupid PRICE: $ 2.89
You just can't fix STUPID PRICE: $ 2.89	Sarcasm. Just one of the services I offer. PRICE: $ 2.89
CAUTION - Big bullshitter in area PRICE: $ 2.89	I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either. PRICE: $ 2.89
If BS was a religion, you'd be its pope. PRICE: $ 2.89	I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don't want to see you everyday. PRICE: $ 2.89
Suppose we refund your money, send you another one for free, close the store and have the manager shot WOULD THAT BE SATISFACTORY? PRICE: $ 2.89	I'm having a nice day. Don't screw it up. PRICE: $ 2.89
I'm not bossy... I just have better ideas! - Finkstrom PRICE: $ 2.89	How about a little CHEESE to go along with that whine? PRICE: $ 2.89
Your proctologist called... He found your head. - Finkstrom PRICE: $ 2.89	Next mood swing 6 minutes! PRICE: $ 2.89
BE SURE BRAIN IS IN GEAR Before Engaging Mouth! PRICE: $ 2.89	Any Connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. PRICE: $ 2.89
The great thing about marriage is... Being with that special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life! - Finkstrom PRICE: $ 2.89	Is there life after death? TRESPASS HERE AND FIND OUT! PRICE: $ 2.89
You're not playing with a full deck. You're a jack off. PRICE: $ 2.89	Light travels faster than sound... that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. PRICE: $ 2.89
SUPPORT BACTERIA! It's the only culture some people have. PRICE: $ 2.89	What am I? FLYPAPER for FREAKS!? PRICE: $ 2.89
NOTICE - Unattended children will be towed away and stored at the owners' expense PRICE: $ 2.89	Your lips keep moving but all I hear is blah blah blah PRICE: $ 2.89
Oh... I may have my faults... Being WRONG just isn't one of them! - Finkstrom PRICE: $ 2.89	Life's a bitch. Get over it. PRICE: $ 2.89
So tell me. Where's this "bright side" you speak of? PRICE: $ 2.89	Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. PRICE: $ 2.89
There's a fine line between HOBBY and MENTAL ILLNESS - Finkstrom PRICE: $ 2.89	YOU ARE RIGHT! High Five! There you go again! You're RIGHT! #1 Correctomundo! RIGHT ON! NOW are you happy? PRICE: $ 2.89
Your village called. They're looking for their idiot. PRICE: $ 2.89	YOU ARE RIGHT! High Five! There you go again! You're RIGHT! #1 Correctomundo! RIGHT ON! NOW are you happy? PRICE: $ 2.89
Why don't you go play... "Hide and drink what's under the sink!" PRICE: $ 2.89	If you can't read this, you're illiterate PRICE: $ 2.89
FedSex. When you absolutely need to get it overnight. PRICE: $ 2.89	BEER Helping ugly people have sex since 1768! PRICE: $ 2.89
He keeps his vibrating cell phone in his pants pocket and let's it ring. - Finkstrom PRICE: $ 2.89	Shoes and Shirt Required. Bras and Panties Optional. PRICE: $ 2.89
The perfect male. Sensitive but horny. PRICE: $ 2.89	Men... Or chocolates? GO WITH CHOCOLATES... You can always put the nuts back in the box! - Finkstrom PRICE: $ 2.89
BEER Helping ugly people have sex since 1768! PRICE: $ 2.89	There are 3 kinds of people. Those who MAKE things happen. Those who WATCH what happens. Those who WONDER what happened. PRICE: $ 2.89
Imagine What a wonderful World Thie Would Be.... If everyone put things back where they belong! PRICE: $ 2.89	I'm not bossy... I just have better ideas! - Finkstrom PRICE: $ 2.89
Everyone has a photographic memory... some just don't have any film. PRICE: $ 2.89	Light travels faster than sound... that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. PRICE: $ 2.89
SUPPORT BACTERIA! It's the only culture some people have. PRICE: $ 2.89	SUCCESS - Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings... They did it by killing all those who opposed them. PRICE: $ 2.89
GET TO WORK - You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams. PRICE: $ 2.89	INTELLIGENCE - Some people drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. PRICE: $ 2.89
You can't run with the big dogs... if you pee like a puppy! PRICE: $ 2.89	Lack of planning on your part DOES NOT consitute an emergency on mine! PRICE: $ 2.89
If things get better with age... ...I'm approaching MAGNIFICENT! - Finkstrom PRICE: $ 2.89	Let's face it... You're at the age when "getting lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot. - Finkstrom PRICE: $ 2.89
My soul's had enough chicken soup... Now it wants CHOCOLATE! - Finkstrom PRICE: $ 2.89	IDIOCY - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. PRICE: $ 2.89
FAIRNESS - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. PRICE: $ 2.89	APPRECIATION - A pat on the back is only a few centimeters away from a kick in the butt. PRICE: $ 2.89
Never be afraid to say what you feel. (small dog saying "Screw You") PRICE: $ 2.89	You just can't fix STUPID PRICE: $ 2.89
UNDERACHIEVEMENT - The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. PRICE: $ 2.89	If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie. PRICE: $ 2.89