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TIRED OF THE BUSHIT!
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TRESPASSERS WILL BE EATEN
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01-20-09
WHEN COWBOY BUSH RIDES
OFF INTO THE SUNSET!
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LIKE A ROCK, ONLY DUMBER
(BUSH)
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THE BUSH PRESIDENCY
(TOILET WITH MONEY)
PRICE: $ 2.89
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FedSex.
When you absolutely need to get it overnight.
PRICE: $ 2.89
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ARM - LEG - SOUL
CURRENT GAS PRICES
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SUCCESS - Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings... They did it by killing all those who opposed them.
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GET TO WORK - You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.
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INTELLIGENCE - Some people drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge.
Others just gargle.
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BANG HEAD HERE
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Lack of planning on your part DOES NOT
consitute an emergency on mine!
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How about a nice big cup of SHUT THE @#$% UP? THINK before you say something stupid
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Everyone brings joy to this office. Some when they enter. Some when they leave.
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NOTICE - Problems next office
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IDIOCY - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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FAIRNESS - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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APPRECIATION - A pat on the back is only
a few centimeters away from a kick in the butt.
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The #1 Work Related Injury. Cranial-Rectal Inversion
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You just can't fix STUPID
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Sarcasm.
Just one of the services I offer.
PRICE: $ 2.89
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CAUTION - Big bullshitter in area
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NOTICE - This department requires no physical fitness program. Everyone gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle, running down the boss, knifing friends in the back, dodging responsibility and pushing their luck.
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Complaint Department. Take a number.
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UNDERACHIEVEMENT - The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.
PRICE: $ 2.89
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CAUTION - Drunken people crossing
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NOTICE - Do you want to talk to the one in charge or someone who knows what's going on?
PRICE: $ 2.89
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Heavily medicated for your protection
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I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.
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If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.
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PROCRASTINATION - Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
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It's the things in common that make relationships enjoyable, but it's the differences that make them interesting. - Todd Ruthman
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If BS was a religion, you'd be its pope.
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BEER
Helping ugly people have sex since 1768!
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There are 3 kinds of people. Those who MAKE things happen. Those who WATCH what happens. Those who WONDER what happened.
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I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don't want to see you everyday.
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Suppose we refund your money, send you another one for free, close the store and have the manager shot WOULD THAT BE SATISFACTORY?
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I'm having a nice day. Don't screw it up.
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Imagine
What a wonderful World Thie Would Be....
If everyone put things back where they belong!
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No Loitering
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CAUTION - MESSY CUBICLE - ENTER AT OWN RISK
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DANGER - EXPLOSIVE PERSONALITY
KEEP OUT
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You want it WHEN?
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I'm not bossy... I just have better ideas! - Finkstrom
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How about a little CHEESE to go along with that whine?
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Helen Wait is our credit manager. NEED CREDIT? GO TO HELEN WAIT!
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Your proctologist called... He found your head. - Finkstrom
PRICE: $ 2.89
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Give me coffee and no one gets hurt! - Garfield
PRICE: $ 2.89
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I'm not cheap!
But I'm on SPECIAL this week!
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Next mood swing 6 minutes!
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I wonder if there is intelligent life in other cubicles. - Randy Glasbergen
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COWS May Come and Cows May Go, But The BULL In This Place Goes On FOREVER!
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TEENAGERS - If you are tired of being hassled by UNREASONABLE PARENTS - NOW is the time for action! Leave home and pay your own way
WHILE YOU STILL KNOW EVERYTHING!
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I'm surrounded by ass-holes
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Chaos, Panic and Disorder. My work here is done.
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If at first you don't succeed,
try management.
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Can I trade this job for
what's behind door #1?I
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BE SURE BRAIN IS IN GEAR
Before Engaging Mouth!
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Any Connection between your reality and
mine is purely coincidental.
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I'm still HOT... ...But now it comes in FLASHES. - Finkstrom
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Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bullshit before!
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You have the right to remaim silent, so please SHUT UP!
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Chocolate is made from beans.
Coffee is made from beans.
Beans are vegetables.
Have you had your vegetables today?
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Of all the things I've lost...
I miss my mind the most
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Dinner will be served at the sound of the smoke alarm
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Is there life after death?
TRESPASS HERE AND FIND OUT!
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NO SWIMMING suits AFTER DARK
PRICE: $ 2.89
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Everyone has a photographic memory... some just don't have any film.
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We're not gossiping... ...We're NETWORKING! - Finkstrom
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Computer Virus
(with picture of computer monitor sneezing.)- Finkstrom
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You're not playing with a full deck.
You're a jack off.
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Light travels faster than sound... that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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SUPPORT BACTERIA!
It's the only culture some people have.
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What am I? FLYPAPER for FREAKS!?
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Are we having FUN yet?
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NOTICE - Unattended children will be towed away and stored at the owners' expense
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In God we trust. All others pay cash.
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You can't run with the big dogs... if you pee like a puppy!
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Your lips keep moving but all I hear is blah blah blah
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I'm not political!
I'll hug your elephant if you kiss my ass!
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Oh... I may have my faults...
Being WRONG just isn't one of them! - Finkstrom
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GOD is coming... and She's pissed.
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Jesus is my homeboy
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Proud graduate of FU
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Salesmen Welcome.
Dog food is expensive.
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JESUS is coming...
Everyone look busy!
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Shoes and Shirt Required.
Bras and Panties Optional.
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