Ever wanted to get crabs, but you're too lazy to date and too cheap to pay for it, well, you can have the next best thing with this Get Crabs tie. Now, it doesn't actually explicitly say that you have crabs or might be up for 'getting' them, but it's in the subtext. Or maybe I've just worked here too long. It also works if you just want a normal tie with crabs on it. Probably. I mean, normal people don't immediately associate pictures of crabs with an STD, right? I'd ask around, but no normal people work here.