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Get Crabs Tie
Polyester Necktie So Many Crabs

MSRP: $14.99
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Product Code: NT-319
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Get Crabs Tie

Ever wanted to get crabs, but you're too lazy to date and too cheap to pay for it, well, you can have the next best thing with this Get Crabs tie. Now, it doesn't actually explicitly say that you have crabs or might be up for 'getting' them, but it's in the subtext. Or maybe I've just worked here too long. It also works if you just want a normal tie with crabs on it. Probably. I mean, normal people don't immediately associate pictures of crabs with an STD, right? I'd ask around, but no normal people work here.

Manufacturer Specs

  • Black and red, like crabs. The sea life, not the STD. I'm not sure what color the pubic lice are.
  • Jacquard weaving means this polyester tie will keep its design longer than cheap printed ties.
  • The standard 58 inch length of a normal tie.

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