Surprise your visitors! Norman the Gnome meets and greets your guests at the door with a goofy little line... so put him at the front door for a giggle and a good time! He's motion activated! Sayings include:
(FART!) Ohhh.. Man. I held that one in for 3 hours waiting for someone to show up
Ooh, you’ve put on weight since your last visit!
Before you knock, you better not be selling politics, charity or religion and by the way, we’re very happy with our phone carrier.