Ho Ho Ho Santa Tie

This tie features enough Hos to warrant its own naughty list, and for those who love the holidays as much as we do, this Ho Ho Ho Santa tie says Christmas in a way that only converting your entire home into a giant recreation of the old puppet Rudolph and Frosty stop-motion specials could deliver. But that would be crazy, right? And you might be coo-coo for Christmas, but your own Mrs. Clause might not take too kindly to having to walk through the bumble's cave on her way out of the house in the morning. But a tie, she could live with. And if she can't, there's probably enough fabric there for a makeshift noose. For you, obviously. We like dark humor (like a wife playfully threatening to hang you from your overly festive tie), sometimes, but even we have our limits (and they're somewhere to the other side of murdering your wife with your tie).