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I AM SO BROKE,
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I DON'T DO MORNINGS!
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I HAVE PMS AND A GUN DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?
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I HAVE PMS!
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BE VERY AFRAID!
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I HAVEN'T FOUND MR. RIGHT BUT I'VE FOUND MR. CHEAP, MR. SLEAZY & MR. WRONG!
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I MAJORED IN
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WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?
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I WANT MY MAN TO HAVE A VCR
VERY CUTE REAR!
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I WORKOUT EVERYDAY, MOSTLY FRUSTRATIONS & ANGER!
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IF THESE ARE MY WONDER YEARS…I WONDER WHERE THEY WENT!
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IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY… WELCOME TO THE CLUB!
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IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY DRIVING, THEN STAY OFF THE SIDEWALK!
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IF YOU SHOWER IN YOUR CLOTHES, IT SHOWS YOU'RE CRAZY. IF YOU SHOWER NUDE, IT SHOWS YOU'RE NUTS!
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IF YOU'RE RICH, I'M SINGLE!
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I'M 17! GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARDS & YOUR KEYS AND GET OUT OF MY WAY!
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I'M GOING NUCK'EN FUTZ!
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I'M NOT SHORT TEMPERED…I CAN STAY MAD FOR DAYS!
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I'M ONLY HERE TO ANNOY
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I'M RETIRED! DO IT YOURSELF!
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IN DOG YEARS… I'M DEAD!
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INSTANT HUMAN..JUST ADD COFFEE!!
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JAVA JUNKIE
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JESUS LOVES YOU. EVERYONE ELSE THINKS YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
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LOOKING FOR MR.RIGHT (CROSSED OUT) MR. WONDERFUL (CROSSED OUT) MR.COFFEE
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LOST YOUR CAT? LOOK UNDER MY TIRES.
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MEN SUFFER FROM PMS TOO… PRETENDING TO BE MACHO STUDS
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MY IDEA OF HIGH-STRESS IS ONE WHERE YOU HAVE TO WORK WITH OTHER PEOPLE.
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NEVER PUT OFF TILL TOMORROW WHAT YOU CAN AVOID ALL TOGETHER
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NOT ALL MEN ARE ANNOYING... SOME ARE DEAD!
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ON THE OTHER HAND YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS
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SEEN IT ALL. DONE IT ALL. BOUGHT THE KEYCHAIN.
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SICK PUPPY
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SING LIKE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU… DANCE LIKE…
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SOME DAYS YOU'RE THE DOG…SOME DAYS YOU'RE THE HYDRANT!
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TGIF THANK GOD I'M FEMALE
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THE MORE PEOPLE I MEET… THE MORE I LIKE MY DOG!
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THE PERFECT MALE. HORNY BUT SENSITIVE! (PIC OF BULL'S HEAD)
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THERE ARE 4 BASIC FOOD GROUPS: MILK CHOCOLATE, DARK CHOCOLATE, WHITE CHOCOLATE
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THEY CALL IT PMS BECAUSE… "MAD COW DISEASE" WAS ALREADY TAKEN.
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THEY KEEP SAYING THE RIGHT PERSON WILL COME ALONG…BUT I THINK MINE GOT HIT BY A TRUCK
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TO SOME IT'S A SIX-PACK TO ME IT'S A SUPPORT GROUP!
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TODAY IS THE DAY THAT I'LL DEFINITELY GET EVERYTHING DONE! WELL, MAYBE...
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WARNING…DANGEROUS GASES
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WELL BEHAVED WOMEN RARELY MAKE HISTORY!
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WE'LL GET ALONG FINE AS SOON AS YOU REALIZE I'M GOD.
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YOU DON'T PLAY UNLESS YOU PAY & YOU CAN'T AFFORD ME!
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YOU! OUT OF THE GENE POOL!
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YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE THE VOICES TALK TO ME!
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BAD COP NO DONUT!
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BEAUTIFUL & SINGLE
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BEER HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 1768!
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BEING A PRINCESS IS A FULL-TIME JOB!
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BIRTHDAYS ONLY COME ONCE A YEAR… AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU'RE NOT A BIRTHDAY?
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BORN TO SHOP (BABY CHICK WITH SHOPPPING BAGS)
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BOY CRAZY (YELLOW ROAD SIGN)
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CHICKS ROCK
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CHICKS RULE (FEMALE RESTROOM SIGN FIGURE PUSHING OFF MALE FIGURES HEAD)
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CHOCOLATE IS CHEAPER THAN THERAPY AND YOU DON'T NEED AN APPOINTMENT!
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COFFEE CHOCOLATE MEN… SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH!
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DISCOURAGE INBREEDING
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DO I LOOK LIKE A FREAKIN' PEOPLE PERSON?
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EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO MY OPINION
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EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM
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FORGIVE ME IF I SNAP AT YOU…I'M FEELING MYSELF TODAY!
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GOD'S COMING & SHE'S PISSED!
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GONE CRAZY- BE BACK SOON
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GROWING OLD AIN'T FOR WIMPS!
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HOW DO YOU KEEP AN IDIOT AMUSED?
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HOW MUCH CAN I GET AWAY WITH AND STILL GO TO HEAVEN?
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I (HEART) MY ATTITUDE!\
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ROTTWEILER
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