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MidLife Crisis Mighty Meds Joke Pills
MidLife Crisis Mighty Meds Joke Pills


 
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MidLife Crisis Mighty Meds Joke Pills

Less expensive than a convertible, less painful than hair plugs and less likely to catch you up in a pregnancy scam than a barely legal sugar baby, these MidLife Crisis Mighty Meds joke pills can make you feel just a little bit more in control of your encroaching mortality. I mean, the sugar in these things might inflame your diabetes, but sometimes accepting your limitations is about accepting that no one can be good all the time. So take that important, if symbolic step by ordering these funny prank pills. And please don't do a comb-over. No one wins there, except maybe the manufacturers of combs, and they've been resting on their laurels too long. Let them innovate if they want better market share, rather than continue pushing anti-bald beauty standards.

Manufacturer Specs

  • 4 x 0.5 x 3.8 inches
  • .4 ounces.
  • Blue, yellow, white and red.

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