It's not always easy to make it every place on time, but these On Time AntiLate Mighty Meds joke pills can at least make it seem like you're trying. If you're anything like me, then you've probably been late since birth (and even then, you took an extra three weeks to pop out), but whatever part of you that's supposed to let you estimate how long something will take is chronically broken. Even things that are supposed to be measured time-blocks take too long; an episode of TV inexplicably takes you 45 minutes for a half-hour program, and it takes you six minutes to boil an egg. Your options, really, are to take these pills and hope they aren't really joke pills made of sugar, or to become a supervillain able to control the flow of time itself. And have you seen the class load in that kind of supervillainy? No thank you. Just buy these, and play your lack of punctuality off as a joke. Way easier.