For that dinosaur in your life, you can give them these Over The Hill Anti-Aging Mighty Meds joke pills. They won't stop, let alone reverse the aging process, they retail for $6 and this is a joke products website, did you really expect anything else? But the fun packaging and silly puns can put a smile on an elderly person's face, and don't go so blue that they will, too. Seriously, the humor on this is easily grandma approved, and my grandma was a sweet old church lady. Though I'm not entirely sure she wasn't getting a little scary about black politicians towards the end.