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POCKET GET OFF THE PHONE EXCUSE MACHINE

Have you ever needed help getting off the phone with someone? Perhaps a long winded neighbor, or a pesky tele-marketer? Well - we have just the solution for you. Introducing our unique "Pocket - Get off the Phone Excuse Machine". This little device gives you "6" different sounds that will help you out of the tightest spot - and get you off of the phone "fast". Freedom is just "the press of a button" away. Batteries Included!


Get Off The Phone Sound
Excuse Machine




OUR PRICE: $ 9.89


Just $ 8.89 each when you buy 2 or more!

  • STATIC - Just play the static, and say "you're breaking up", it's fast and easy.
  • SIREN - Play the siren, and say a cop is behind your car, and hang up.
  • BABY CRYING - You say: "I have to go, the baby is crying"
  • DOOR BELL - You then say : "I have to go someone is at the door"
  • KNOCK..KNOCK...CHINESE FOOD - You say "My lunch delivery is here, I'll talk to you later."
  • CAR CRASHING - Play this one, and just hang up. (Perfect for bill collectors.)


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