RUDE & INSULTING FAKE PARKING TICKETS

Our fake parking tickets are truly hilarious! Slap one on the windshield of rude parkers, co-workers, neighbors or who ever and they will think they received a real parking ticket until they read the offense. These are not your typical fake parking tickets, not only will these make people run up to their car in a frantic, thinking they received a ticket, but it ads insult to injury with a funny rude twist. These are BRIGHT NEON ORANGE and measure 4 inches wide by 7.75 inches high. Printed on thick card stock, our funny parking tickets make a great practical joke!

From the Front of the Ticket:

ATTENTION OFFENDER : PLEASE READ Having received this traffic offense is evidence of your complete and total disregard for proper parking procedures. You may not appeal this case, as you are probably too dumb to understand that word. You must not appear in court, as you would probably just smell up the court house. You may not consult an attorney as you definitely can not afford one. You are a menace to society, and a real loser. I hope you eat rotten fish for dinner tonight. Failure to laugh over this is further indication of your stupidity.

5 Fake Parking Tickets

OUR PRICE: $ 4.89

10 Fake Parking Tickets

OUR PRICE: $ 7.89

25 Fake Parking Tickets

OUR PRICE: $ 15.99

50 Fake Parking Tickets

OUR PRICE: $ 25.89

PET PEEVE PARKING CARDS

PET PEEVE PARKING CARDS - (PrankPlace Exclusive) Did you ever come out of a store or restaurant to discover some jerk has parked their car, truck or SUV so close to your car-door that you need to climb in through the passenger side? Give those jerks a piece of your mind with our Pet Peeve Parking Cards. Six different cards per package each measures 4" x 6", featuring an adorable cartoon character flippin' them the bird and some even give a full moon to the parking numskulls. The back of each card says "Thanks for parking so close!  next time leave a f$%king can opener so I can get my car out! Assholes like you should take the bus!" Imagine the frustration on their face when they come out to find this on on there window.

6 DIFFERENT CARDS PER PACKAGE
OUR PRICE: $ 4.89

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