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POLLY THE INSULTING PARROT
This bird is rude, insensitive, and has a "fowl" mouth!
RATED R - You've got to be so careful what you say these days, but our Polly the Insulting Parrot isn't, and lets them rip with one sensitive and rude wisecrack after another. Polly is one dirty little bird. Polly looks innocent enough sitting on his little perch, but when Polly detects motion, he lets the expletives fly! In a fun parrot voice, Polly insults anyone who crosses in front of her, and make you want to punt her like a football. Polly stands about 7 inches tall, and requires 4 AA batteries.
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PISTOL THE PIRATE PARROT
Pistol, the dirty little parrot, was born to a pirate hooker. Pistol loves to be drunk off rum. Like other pirates, he impresses the ladies by showing off his pirate booty. Put him on your shoulder or hang him anywhere! No matter where he goes, he'll still fire off rude and insensitive wisecracks, one after the other.
Here's some nasty things Pistol says:
- "Hey Wench! Show us your @#$%!
- @#$% me down! @#$% me up! Just @#$% me!
- I'm a pirate parrot out to claim me booty!
- Hey baby, you can hoist me any time!
- Anybody ever tell you that you smell like fish food?
(Requires 4 AA batteries - not included)
OUR PRICE: $ 17.89
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