POLLY THE INSULTING PARROT This bird is rude, insensitive, and has a "fowl" mouth!
RATED R - You've got to be so careful what you say these days, but our Polly the Insulting Parrot isn't, and lets them rip with one sensitive and rude wisecrack after another. Polly is one dirty little bird. Polly looks innocent enough sitting on his little perch, but when Polly detects motion, he lets the expletives fly! In a fun parrot voice, Polly insults anyone who crosses in front of her, and make you want to punt her like a football. Polly stands about 7 inches tall, and requires 4 AA batteries.
Polly The Insulting Parrot
"Polly Wants a f--king Cracker, Give Polly a f--king cracker!"
"Who's the pretty polly? Not you, ya lard ass!"
"Hey you, go f-ck yourself!"
"Dickhead alert! Dickhead alert!"
Plus, several more equally or even more offensive remarks!
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MINI SIZED
POLLY THE INSULTING PARROT
Smaller in size then our full size insulting bird, but just as offensive! This key holding parrot is obnoxious, obscene and insulting, he stands about 4 inches tall. Polly says most of what his full-size companion above says. His mini size means you can bring him anywhere. Just squeeze his belly and he lets the expletives fly!
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PISTOL THE PIRATE PARROT
Pistol, the dirty little parrot, was born to a pirate hooker. Pistol loves to be drunk off rum. Like other pirates, he impresses the ladies by showing off his pirate booty. Put him on your shoulder or hang him anywhere! No matter where he goes, he'll still fire off rude and insensitive wisecracks, one after the other.
Here's some nasty things Pistol says:
- "Hey Wench! Show us your @#$%!
- @#$% me down! @#$% me up! Just @#$% me!
- I'm a pirate parrot out to claim me booty!
- Hey baby, you can hoist me any time!
- Anybody ever tell you that you smell like fish food?