My Grandmother goes nuts when decorating her house for Christmas. As soon as Halloween ends, she immediately puts up her holiday decorations. I don't blame her. She has so many tacky knick-knacks that if she started any later, she wouldn't finish the job before December 25th. When I stopped by to visit, I was amazed by how saturated the house was with Christmas-themed items. From Christmas lights to Animated Santas, she could charge admission. Even when I went to the bathroom, I found myself using Egg Nog scented soap and wiping my hands on Reindeer towels. However, there was one glaring omission - Toilet Paper! With this in mind, I thought to develop the "Crapping Santa" TP based around our popular Funny Crappy Holiday Gift Wrap. You're welcome, Grandma!