There once was a woman from Lancaster, who had to go and blow a blaster! A pass of gas, a woeful moan, look out boys, she's on the throne! Her phone does ring, and she will answer as she wiggles like a dancer. All the while passing gas till a musical movement moves her ass. Crapping Cathy is finally done, now off to the mall, 'ain't that fun?
*Requires 3 AA batteries (not included)