You and your classmates are working on a writing assignment and the entire classroom is quiet. All of the sudden, a slew of disgusting sounds is released into the air! Who's doing that!? Where is it coming from!? No one will realize that all those disgusting vomiting, burping, snorting, and farting noises are all coming from your pen! That's right, just hit the clicker on this real working pen and gross noises will litter the air...until your teacher finds out it was you and takes it away of course.