Girls, are you tired of your friends "hovering" over the toilet seat and making a mess everywhere? Why can't they just paper the toilet seat if they are so afraid of sitting their pristine little butts onto your clean toilet seat!? Well, give them a piece of your mind with this retro-styled toilet paper! A darling woman appears on each square, reminding everyone that "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat!"