REDNECK HORN Git One Fer yer Truck er Car Tired of rude drivers and road-hogs cutting you off, changing lanes without signaling and generally acting like jerks? Looking for a safe and effective way to vent your frustrations? Let your redneck friend handle them for you. Simply attach our Redneck Horn to your dash and when you feel the need to scream, just press the big red button. Out comes one of ten “Redneck Insults” in a loud redneck accent sure to make you laugh and feel better fast. Things like, "Hey, (bleep!), who taught you how to drive?" and "Git the (bleep!) outta my way!" Perfect Gift for the Redneck we all know.
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Redneck Horn ITEM# RH01
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REDNECK NAGHORN
Tired of the way your husband or boyfriend drives? Well, there's no need to nag him...let the Redneck Naghorn do it for you! Just press the horn and out comes one of ten phrases that let him know what you really think! Also a perfect gag gift for that Redneck Nag in your life!
Why don't you slow the hell down?
What's wrong Moron? Can't you stop and ask directions?
Are you freakin' blind?
Stop the damn car, Wal*Mart is having a sale!
Turn signals still on, you old fart!
Pick a lane instead of your nose!
This ain't Daytona, and you ain't no Dale Earnhardt!
Pull over and buy me something!
You dent my fender and I'll dent your forehead!
Drivers license… you ought' to get one Dumbass!
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OUR PRICE: $ 9.89
REDNECK LOVE HORN Let yer girl know how ya feel!
How do you know when it's Redneck love? When you and "yer" girl spend the night comparing beer bellies! Now you can say "I love you" the redneck way. Just press the big white button and listen to the Redneck Love Horn blast out 10 classic redneck mating calls and compliments. Sample phrases include:
