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Republican Elephant Tie
Republican Elephant Polyester Necktie

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Republican Elephant Tie

Whether you're a Republican because you like the idea of grinding the poor into a paste to make into bread, or you're just devoted enough to lower taxation that you don't mind the Scrooge-ian shenanigans of your fellow conservatives, you can use this Republican Elephant tie to signal your fealty to the elephantine side of the political aisle. All kidding aside, there are a variety of reasons to be a Republican, most stemming from a desire for maximizing personal freedoms while limiting the scope and invasiveness of government, and this accessory lets you find your fellow travelers without any uncomfortable conversations about taking away any old people's social security (or not giving them enough of it). And it also lets that liberal gadfly that trying to annoy you into going to their protest probably isn't worth their time (or your annoyance).

Manufacturer Specs

  • Red, white and blue.
  • Jacquard-woven polyester design for maximum durability, especially versus printed designs.
  • Standard length for a tie (around 58 inches).

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