Dr. Nok Kitoff's Snorest Anti Snoring Mighty Meds joke pills are for people who can't seem to get a good night's rest because of their (or someone nearby's) snoring. Either that, or they seem to be operating a malfunctioning buzzsaw. Or feeding an entire marching band, instruments and all, into a woodchipper. Or have tied a line of feral cats together and are feeding them into a garbage disposal while they're hopped up on PCP, along with all of their silverware. Or maybe the neighbor's started up his own Germanic devil-worshipping metal band. But whatever the specific nasal cacophony keeping you from a night of restful REMs sounds like, these anti-snore pills should help. They're just sugary candy, but you could maybe stick them in your ears (but don't get them stuck stuck) or just try and console yourself with their tasty treatiness until the insomnia drives you homicidally insane.