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Suck My Drunk, I'm Dick Bumper Sticker
Bumper Sticker Suck My Drunk I'm Dick


 
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Adhesive Bumper Sticker - Suck My Drunk, I'm Dick

You're a mean drunk, or at least ornery, so jut like a short-sighted bull and anything resembling a cape all words are fighting words, which is why you're sure you've said these words, maybe a dozen times, but the Suck My Drunk I Am Dick Bumper Sticker says it without you needing to be sober enough to work your mouth. There's perhaps an inherent contradiction in the bumper sticker, since if you're that drunk, you probably shouldn't be anywhere near a vehicle, but maybe that just means it could double as a prank, you know, put it on your cocky friend's car, and they get pulled over a couple of times and asked to blow (into a breathalyzer) before realizing that's the reason why. However you want to use it, this versatile, funny bumper sticker will amuse your friends, and excuse your drinking habits as just part of the fun.

Our funny bumper stickers will not fade in the sun or run in the rain, and are UV resistant.

Manufacturer Specs

  • Blue and yellow, just like your dick (you, uh, might want to get that checked out).
  • 3" tall and ten inches wide (yeah, you wish that was like your dick... or maybe you don't, since those measurements are probably the reverse of what you'd want).
  • Sticky, like your dick. You really need to wash it off; clothes aren't supposed to require leverage to remove.

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