Yellow Crime Scene/CSI Police Tape Pranks

This is the perfect gag for messy bedrooms, the boss's "reserved" parking spot, the boss's office, your neighbor's boat, cluttered workrooms, and more! This is the real stuff used by Police and as seen on TV. People never know what to do when they go to step out and realize they are blocked in by tape. They'll be afraid to remove it! Make a statement with bright yellow tape and big, black letters! About 50 ft per roll.
CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS 50 FEET PER ROLL OUR PRICE $ 4.89	BIOHAZARD - STAY OUT 50 FEET PER ROLL OUR PRICE $ 4.89
CAUTION - OLD FART ZONE 50 FEET PER ROLL OUR PRICE $ 4.89	CAUTION - ASSHOLE ZONE 50 FEET PER ROLL OUR PRICE $ 4.89
WOMAN WITH PMS 50 FEET PER ROLL OUR PRICE $ 4.89	DO NOT FEED 50 FEET PER ROLL OUR PRICE $ 4.89
IDIOT ZONE - DO NOT ENTER 50 FEET PER ROLL OUR PRICE $ 4.89	DANGER - MESSY OFFICE AREA 50 FEET PER ROLL OUR PRICE $ 4.89
CAUTION : BULLSHITTER IN AREA (HIP WADERS REQUIRED) 50 FEET PER ROLL OUR PRICE $ 4.89	VESSEL IS NOT SEAWORTHY CAUTION - CAUTION - CAUTION 50 FEET PER ROLL OUR PRICE $ 4.89
WARNING - RESTRICTED AREA 50 FEET PER ROLL OUR PRICE $ 4.89	CAUTION - UNSAFE VEHICLE 50 FEET PER ROLL OUR PRICE $ 4.89
CAUTION - NO PARKING 50 FEET PER ROLL OUR PRICE $ 4.89	WHITE COLLAR CRIME SSCNE 50 FEET PER ROLL OUR PRICE $ 4.89