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The Turd Twister Poop Sculpting Kit
The Turd Twister Poop Sculpting Kit


 
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The Turd Twister Poop Sculpting Kit

Turd Twister Shapes Crap Into Desirable Designs

The Turd Twister is a complete kit for shaping your turd into amazing designs, and it comes with a hilarious instruction manual. It's the Ultimate Gift for the person who has everything, including a "twisted" sense of humor! The kit ships with our 10 most popular Turd Twisters. 10 laugh-inspiring, dishwasher-safe Turd Twisters, and that's just the beginning!In addition, you'll get the Amazing Manual called "How to Twist Your Turds". This booklet, loaded with images explaining the art and science of Turd Twisting, will have everyone rolling on the floor laughing.

Sample Sections From The Manual:"How To Twist Your Turd"

Introduction:

The Turd Twister is designed to fit comfortably up your butt during your morning constitutional. Insert the Extruder Ring, hold it tenderly between your butt cheeks, and let nature take its course. Now you can take advantage of sophisticated Turd Twister extrusion technology to craft incredible excremental designs whenever you like!... continued in the manual

Safety Considerations:

For your safety, maintain a firm grip on the the Safe-T-Floss Retraction Cord. Think of it as your "rip-cord to relief", should you ever find the Turd Twister in an inappropriate, or uncomfortable location. The Safe-T-Floss System was engineered to work to the specifications of most major dental floss manufacturers, however, for maximum security and peace of mind, you may wish to employ a 30-lb test fishing line. Heavier cord is recommended especially for users that have a tendency to "sphincter-pinch" during extrusion...continued in the manual

Options for Placement:

The Chair Squat: Place the Extruder Ring in the center of a non-upholstered chair. Drop your pants or raise your skirt and carefully ease yourself down onto the Turd Twister. A chair with armrests is recommended to maintain proper balance. Once you feel the plastic touching your butt cheeks, start a swivelling / rocking motion to assist entry of the device. You will have completely inserted the Ring once you are fully seated, and can lift your feet off the ground...continued in the manual

Troubleshooting:

Problem:
"The device flew out of my ass while I was taking a dump. What's wrong?"

Probable cause and solution:
- You may have too much or improper lubrication. Remove the device and wipe it down with a dish towel. If lubrication is desired, we recommend saliva only.
- Excess gas can cause the device to rocket across the room. Refer to the "Dietary Concerns" section of this manual.
- Your sphincter may have abnormally expanded. Immediately discontinue use and consult a physician.
... continued in the manual

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