You don't have a drinking problem, it's drinks that have a you problem (you wouldn't say a bull has a China problem, would you?) which is why these TyOneOn Birthday Bash Mighty Meds joke pills are the best way to finish off your birthday bender. Plus, once you've vomited everything you've eaten in the last 72 hours (a little known fact is that if you get spectacularly plowed enough your vomiting will create a vacuum effect that basically sucks digested food out of your intestines, so you can throw up crap- literally- that you ate days ago). Okay, so virtually none of that was actually true, especially the part about these helping with your hangover nausea. But if you need anything in your stomach, these will at least go a little ways to plugging that hole (though they won't even touch the hole you were trying to fill by getting plastered in the first place- only meaningless and irresponsible sex can do that- and even then, only fleetingly- and because we love our customers, we'd ask that you at least use some protection- whether or not you buy it from us).