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Washington Monument And Capitol Building Tie
Polyester Necktie US Capitol Building & Washington Monument At Night


 
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Washington Monument & Capitol Building At Night Tie

Whether your favorite parts are her purple mountains' majesty or her amber waves of grain (and the question of weather they match the growths higher up), fans of America's splendor should readily consider this Washington Monument And Capitol Building tie. Sure, the Washington Monument isn't supposed to be a big phallus... but it sort of is, and this being that kind of site, we felt compelled to point out that it is a lot like you're waggling the United State's imperial erection at people. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it just bore pointing out. But even if you're not amused by that little idea, this beautiful tie does really capture the Capitol's majesty, showing the Capitol Building lit up against a darkening sky, with the monument standing before it as a testament to our country's long and proud traditions often best personified in our nation's first President. So whether you came for the penis joke (seriously, we didn't intend that one) or for the patriotism (or a really weird combination of both), you should consider buying this tie.

Manufacturer Specs

  • Made from polyester woven using the Jacquard technique, so the design is in the threads, not printed over top, for added durability.
  • This tie is the standard length of a tie, which is 58 inches, so, no, the monument is not to scale.
  • Blue, yellow and white.

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