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WHATEVER CLOCK
When time just does not matter anymore...
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The Whatever Clock is 6.5 inches,
with a solid wood frame and ceramic center.
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Deadlines and appointments getting you down? Just say, "whatever!" and see how much better you feel.
We all know someone who is always late and yet they really do not seem to care. They are on 'whatever time', meaning whatever time they feel like showing up, they do. Or maybe you have a room in your house where you go to relax, away from the everyday stresses of life, or a loud mouth boss? You need to be on whatever time.
Our new Whatever Clock is perfect for people who want to free themselves of the time constraints of life. A real working clock, but all the numbers have fallen, and rest jumbled on the bottom of the clock. Requires 1 AA battery, not included.
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Whatever Clock
ITEM# WE-1
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OUR PRICE: $ 24.99
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(Buy 3 or more and Save $ 5.00 Each)
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OY VEH! CLOCK
You don't have to know Yiddish to express your exasperation! Our "OY VEY" clock does that for you
The Oy Veh! Clock is 7.5 inches, with a solid wood frame and ceramic center.
OUR PRICE: $ 23.89

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BACKWARDS CLOCK
The perfect clock for those friends who are always seem to be going backwards! This is a real working clock.
OUR PRICE: $9.99

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FARTING WALL CLOCK
Farts every hour on the hour! Every hour the Fart Clock lets out one of many different farts from one of a dozen shame-faced characters. Our entertaining 12" timepiece will look great (and sound even better!) in your den, garage or workshop. Includes light sensor to turn off the sound when the room darkens.
OUR PRICE: $ 34.89

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NO DRINKING 'TIL 5 WALL CLOCK
This Bar is always open! This smash hit of England is now in the states. 10" clock with Quartz movement. Uses 1 "AA" battery - not included.
OUR PRICE: $ 9.99

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Are you one of those people that always knows what time it is but never knows what day it is? Then you need this helpful Classic Oak Day Clock. Just hang this 9.25 inch on your wall and you'll be able to distinguish your Mondays from your Fridays and your Saturdays from your Sundays!
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Classic Oak Day Clock
ITEM #PP19785
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OUR PRICE: $ 34.99
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Make everyone believe you'll be there right on time. When is on time, you ask? Well, according to this fun clock, it's right now! This great desk accessory is a spoof on the signs people hang in stores...except ours is way better because it is a clock. Measures 5" x 6" and takes 1 AA battery (not included).
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Will Return... Desk Clock
ITEM #PP14386
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OUR PRICE: $ 12.99
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Need a little class in your workplace? Let Mona Lisa take care of you! This tres artistique clock will make your wall look like the Louvre, while ensuring that you know exactly when lunch time arrives. The fabulous image of the infamous Mona Lisa is digitally printed on this aluminum clock, and the whole thing measures 8" x 10" x 1.25" and takes 1 AA battery (not included).
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Mona Lisa Wall Clock
ITEM #PP14399
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OUR PRICE: $ 24.99
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Hourglass Desk Clock
The Hour Glass Clock looks like a sand hour glass. The minute hand is on top while the hour hand is on the bottom. A cool clock design to have around the office.
Hourglass
Desk Clock
ITEM #OP
14396
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34.99
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Kim Talking Alarm Clock
Wall Alarm Clock with Bell and Rooster Alarm.This is a clock that literally ?tells? time. Push her nose and she speaks in a voice that?s part human, part robot.
Kim
Talking
Alarm Clock
ITEM #OP/SP
14387
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PRICE: $
49.99
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Melting Time (DALI) Clock
The Dali Clock is a clock with a plastic frame and it looks like a warped clock spinning in a cyclone. A great office decoration. Battery Not Included.
Melting Time (DALI) Clock
ITEM #OV12901
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33.99
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Having trouble waking up in the morning? You need this Sexy Stripper Alarm Clock! Set it for whatever time you need, and when the alarm goes off, the pole dancer spins, music plays, and flashing lights will entice you to start your day!
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Pole Dancer Alarm Clock
ITEM# PP 14084
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OUR PRICE: $ 24.99
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Love getting wake up calls when you are staying at hotels? Now you can have that same feeling of not being responsible to get your own self up with this Wake Up Call Alarm Clock. Shaped like an old fashioned telephone, this clock will wake you up on time every morning with a ring. It even has a 5 minute call back option. The best part about this alarm clock is that when you pick up the receiver after receiving your wake up call, a nice fake receptionist will tell you "Good morning this is your wake up call!" You will think you are on vacation every day!
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Wake Up Call Alarm Clock
ITEM #OV18612
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OUR PRICE: $ 19.99
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Do you often have dreams of shooting lasers? Why not carry on your dreams into the real world by turning the transition between waking and dreaming life into target practice! This neat little alarm clock comes with a laser pointer, and when the alarm begins ringing, it can only be turned off by shooting the lazer at the bullseye.
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Laser Target Alarm Clock
ITEM# 62450
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OUR PRICE: $ 24.99
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Having trouble getting up in the morning? This handy alarm clock should do the trick! Once the alarm goes off, it can only be shut off if all three puzzle pieces are securely in their correct spots. Hope you don't lose a puzzle piece!
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Puzzle Alarm Clock
ITEM# 62464
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OUR PRICE: $ 24.99
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Wish you could turn back time and relive your days off? Well, that is impossible, but you can surely pretend with our fantastic Backwards Watch. It tells accurate time, but runs counter-clockwise! Trick your friends, or pretend you are living in a time warp - SUPER FUN!
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Backwards Watch
ITEMĀ #OV15860
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OUR PRICE: $ 29.99
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Rise and shine to the oink of a pig every morning with this hilarious Pig Alarm Clock. This 6" x 4" clock runs on 3 AA batteries (included), and will Oink you awake whenever you want him to!
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Pig Alarm Clock
ITEM# OV15942
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OUR PRICE: $ 12.99
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Wake up to the moo of a cow every morning with this delightful Cow Alarm Clock. This 6" x 4" clock runs on 3 AA batteries (included), and will Moo you awake whenever you want him to!
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Cow Alarm Clock
ITEM# OV15943
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OUR PRICE: $ 12.99
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Get up to the calls of a crazy rooster every morning with this hilarious Rooster Alarm Clock. This 6" x 4" clock runs on 3 AA batteries (included), and will COCKA-DOODLE-DOO! you awake whenever you want him to!
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Rooster Alarm Clock
ITEM# OV15944
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OUR PRICE: $ 12.99
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Wakey wakey to the neigh of a horse every morning with this grinning Horse Alarm Clock. This 6" x 4" clock runs on 3 AA batteries (included), and will Neigh you awake whenever you want him to!
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Horse Alarm Clock
ITEM# OV15945
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OUR PRICE: $ 12.99
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Start your day with the quacking of a duck every morning with this silly Duck Alarm Clock. This 6" x 4" clock runs on 3 AA batteries (included), and will QUACK you awake whenever you want him to!
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Duck Alarm Clock
ITEM# OV14596
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OUR PRICE: $ 12.99
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