Know somebody who just won't stop working, not only making you look like kind of a shiftless jerk, but also making it harder to spend any quality time with them, well, dose them with these Workless Workaholics Cure Mighty Meds joke pills. Not that we actually condone medicating anyone against their will, or even without their consent. It was a joke. And since these are also a joke, the joke would be lost on them, since they're only a sugar pill, and would probably only make their coffee marginally sweeter. No, the whole point is to give them this box, and for you to share a laugh at their inability to leave their workspace for more than the space it takes for them to work waste out of their bowels (even I'm disgusted by that wordplay, and I'm pretty shameless). So get back your friend, lover, or at least get that overachiever at work to stop making you look so damned shiftless (get it, shift-less, because a shift is an increment of work and... I know when my work isn't appreciated, so I'll stop).